Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Why Jamaicans are the fastest??

During the recent olympics, Usain Bolt just broke the world record of the fastest runner. As you always notice, most of the winners of running events were always runners from kenya, jamaica ,africa and countries around there. I'm not criticising about their skin colour here, I'm just trying to make a statement from my opinion.

Ever wonder how Usain Bolt did it?

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"I'm gonna run 30m backwards and call my girlfirend from Kingston"
Photos taken from yahoo. Credits to yahoo.

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"oh yeah, can the world see my 6 packs? See now or never."
Photos taken from yahoo. Credits to yahoo.

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"I like to celebrate 30m away from the finish line"
Photos taken from p2radio. Credits to him

Here's my point. Well, back in their home, they have to face wild animals in the jungle like cheetahs, lions and tigers almost everyday. Once they come contact with those wild animals, they will go like:

"Tolong, tolong, ada harimau dan singa belakang mau makan buntut hi**m saya."
translation
"Help, help, there's a tiger and lion behind chasing to eat off my bl**k ass."

After 10 years

"Makanlah buntut saya kalau you boleh!!"
translation
"Trying biting off my ass now as if you can, loser!!"

But guess what, they have the least death rate eaten my wild animals. As a result, most of them ran away for their life which means they can run faster than the fastest animals in the world. Imagine how fast is that. Haha. In conclusion, Jamaicans are truly the fastest runner.

p.s: I'm not colour-cist and racist due to the censored words and never say these "Trying biting off my ass now as if you can, loser!!" to wild animals if you can't ran like jamaicans.

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